#007 Fire and Rain

I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain

I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end

I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend

But I always thought that I’d see you again

James Taylor

Swate drames uhn flahn’ mushaines ian paces own thuh growuhn’. 

I can’t help myself. I still speak in Appalachian, mostly to my dog and sometimes my wife. I don’t sing in my native dialect, though. I just wanted to see what it would look like transliterated and typed it out.

I miss the lush green mountains of the East. Michelle and I both love rain. And mountains. On a day off we head to the mountains more than the ocean. If we see it’s raining in the mountains we’ll often take an impromptu day off and chase the storm. We found Green Valley Lake by accident, chasing rain.

Everyday I daydream of our move. We’re thinking Portland, Maine or Winchester Virginia. I’m tired of the desert. I don’t want to wish my life away, but the next three years can’t pass quickly enough. I’m going to miss the ocean, but there’s another ocean or a river somewhere for us to live by.

My intention, yet another metaphorical brick paving my personal road to hell with unbought stuffed dogs (some Hemingway fan somewhere will someday get that literary joke), was that this blog would be about my music career touring the United States and a chunk of the world with various artists, bands, groups and productions. I’m finding it very difficult to write about those years without manslpaining why I got into the music business in the first place. It’s not an easy explanation. Sure I could give a paragraph and summarize it all very neatly, but my desire for self-expression, in spite of what anyone thinks, overrides that very quickly. I’d ask for forgiveness or permission, but I’ve gotten to the age I don’t need or care about either. 

You know, the joke about the older man being interviewed by the twenty-something HR girl? She asks him what he thinks his worst trait is and he says “honesty.” She replies that she would think that honesty is a positive trait to which he replies, “I don’t give a damn what you think!”

It’s weird. I care and I don’t care. I think I’m just sleep deprived from too much school and work. Sometimes my words flow better with the adrenaline of exhaustion, but I second guess myself and want to edit more. Anyway, lets get to the point, shall we?

As I begin examining and discovering my own latent reasons for adopting a gypsy lifestyle in service to those with artistic talent I’m seeing aspects of my life I had not even thought about. For me this is a cathartic experience. There’s also a dangerous feeling of overexposing myself.

I have no desire to be brief. I truly hope I don’t lose both of my readers over taking my time and meandering down whatever country roads I feel necessary. Trust that we are about to leave Romney, together, even though I could easily stay here for a few more posts. 

The tony side of LA is on fire this morning. As one takes Sunset to the sea, a la Steely Dan, one leaves the grit of Hollywood to pass through the flamboyance of West Hollywood to be surrounded by the mansions of Bel Air to pass north of Westwood and UCLA to cross the 405 and enter the wealthy suburbs of Brentwood. The hills become a bit more untamed. The canyons dead-end, instead of passing over Mulholland, dotted with largish homes. Brentwood turns into Pacific Palisades where Sunset meets the sea at the Pacific Coast Highway, smack into the Gladstone’s parking lot. 

The drive is lovely. It’s one of the first things I did when I got here 30 years ago. The scenery is unchanged. The road the same windy thread from downtown LA to the sea. I drove from downtown near Dodger Stadium, all through those neighborhoods, and had a seafood salad at Gladstone’s, so fresh and primordial that I discovered a little crab, alive, drenched in blue cheese dressing, between the size of a nickel and a quarter, at the bottom of the bowl. Cute little crustacean, it was. I’m fairly certain I didn’t eat him alfresco, but I don’t remember tossing him back into the sea, either. Today, all I can think about is wishing I would have cleaned him up and tossed him back into the ocean. I’m a different person now. I’d do it today.

So we’ve talked about the fire. Let me turn my attention now towards rain. It Never Rains in Southern California, as Albert Hammond sang back in 1972, but last winter we had much more rain than usual.

People either don’t realize or they forget that Southern California is a desert by the sea. If it weren’t for man’s intervention, this would just be brown sandy desert with very little green growth and no palm trees. But every year, sometime between November and April, it does rain either a little or a lot. The mountains green up. There were so much rain this past winter that the Hollywood hills literally looked like they had green hair growing out of them. The sky was so clear in Los Angeles that you could actually see the mountains way off in the distance and they were snowcapped. I had to check my sanity a few times, believing for moments that I was actually in Salt Lake City.

By June the greenery of the mountains and hills have turned brown. And by August and September any spark could set that dessicated flora on fire, as they did today.

I’ve never had to run from a fire. I’ve had to escape two different fireworks accidents over the years, one when I was younger than five, and another on New Year’s Eve in Rio at the turn of the century. Yes, sigh, another story for another time, which we will get to. I promise.

But I’ve had to escape a flood. You see, somewhere around 1970 or 1971, the tail end of a hurricane came up the Atlantic Coast and dumped butt-loads of rain in the mountains of West Virginia and everywhere else.

Perhaps you’ve heard me mention the little creek behind where I lived as a boy. That gentle little stream, the North Branch of the Little Cacapon, merges with the South Branch, which flows into the Potomac, which of course flows into the Atlantic Ocean. So my little stream, barely six feet across, swoll up to way over fifty feet in width and came to just within a few feet of our home. Mom and Dad bundled my brother and me up, and we drove away in the middle of the night to somewhere safe nearby, and waited for the waters to subside, which they did. 

I don’t know if I was scared or not. I remember it as an adventure. But it gave me one more reason to respect Mother Nature who I knew could be much more of a bitch than portrayed in the margarine commercials of the day.

Next week, we’ll be back to more music and the foundations of my Classic Rock upbringing, seeds planted by the age of ten that would sprout as I hit puberty and beyond. Those seeds would ultimately grow into the mighty oak of my love of music and that is what would drive me into the music business. 

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#006 Can’t We All Get Along?

The ink is black, the page is white

Together we learn to read and write

A child is black, a child is white

The whole world looks upon the sight

A beautiful sight

Three Dog Night

I grew up conscious of both class and race. I didn’t exactly understand it at the time, I have always noticed differences. Malcolm Gladwell, remember “Outliers?”Chapter 6? He also wrote a book called “Blink.” In it he talks about “thin slicing,” how humans don’t take in all available information at once. We scan, grab bits and pieces, and evaluate. Sometimes we judge, or condemn. 

I used to describe myself as a scanner. If I am attuned, and I usually am, I pick up the vibe as I step into the room. Some would say it’s from growing up in a chaotic household, a symptom of PTSD. It’s a hypervigilence that still has me sitting with my back to the wall.

I’m not always talking, but I’m always watching and listening. Sometimes I’m a wallflower. When I was going through my Kerouac phase, reading everything he had written and everything written about him, he was described as the quiet one in the corner, watching everything and remembering it all. I’m no Kerouac, but stream of consciousness writing is my favorite way to write.

Growing up in Romney from 1970-1974, our local news was from Washington, DC, about 90 minutes to 2 hours away by car. On top of the mountain, we’d receive those TV stations clearly. I’d watch the CBS Nightly News with “Walter Concrete.” I’d see the draft numbers scroll by, see what was happening with Vietnam and at Kent State. There was mention of Patty Hearst, the Symbionese Liberation Army and the Black Panthers.

Of course, Watergate dominated the news. When we took our first real family vacation, other than going back to Kentucky for holidays, we went to the nation’s capital to see all the sights. The Watergate Hotel was one of them. Mom bought a book of matches with a plastic bug glued onto it.

On the local news it was all politics, in the same way local news in Los Angeles is all entertainment, but there was constant coverage of inner-city DC, race relations and talk of racial equality, of how the races should have “rap sessions,” to come together and understand one another. How the word “colored” was no longer cool, but “black” was. (Funny how the NAACP never changed its name.)

I would watch Soul Train before bed on Saturday night. Speaking into a hairbrush, pretending to be Don Cornelius, I’d record my own Afro Sheen commercials on the Webcor cassette player we got from the Fingerhut catalog. Why I did this I really can’t say. I was too young to be out dancing as if my limbs had joints other than hinges. I was too young for colorful clothing and bell-bottom britches, I was too pale to ever be included in such fun, but I knew old Don was one cool cat and his people knew how to boogie.

Our little town was all white, God how I hate using that word that way, but there was one black family in town and Patty, skin blacker than brown, her hair looking nothing like ours, was our classmate. One day, the teacher asked Patty to deliver a note to the principal’s office for her. When Patty left the room, the teacher told us all that the night before on the Johnny Carson show Muhammed Ali and George Foreman were his guests.

She proceeded to tell of how at one point they picked Johnny up, one on each side of him, and Mr. Carson remarked that he felt like the filling of an Oreo cookie. She, predictably, told us not to tell Patty. The class was a mixture of stunned, bewildered and amused. I went home and told my mother, who thought it was highly inappropriate.

I didn’t know too much about black folks. Back in Hazard there had been a few. I remember a man who seemed old to me named Alvin. Alvin, like one of the chipmunks, could peel an apple with a pocket know so that it was one long interrupted peel. There were also the black ladies up the street at the little market. At the age of 4 or so, I was trusted to walk up the block with a little change for a Blue Bunny strawberry ice cream sandwich.

Those rotund black women were barefoot, or maybe wearing sandals. I remember asking why the top of their skin was dark and the palms of their hands and soles of their feet were like mine. All I remember was them falling out laughing at the little white boy.

In Romney, I remember my father learning that Mr. Brooks, our minister at the local United Methodist Church, also was pastor to a small black congregation that I never knew the location of. When my father found out, he demanded that Mom, brother and I stop going to the Methodist church. Dad wasn’t the church type. He alleged that money going to the Methodists would makes its way to the black church which would make it’s way to the Black Panthers and would be used by them to buy bullets to kill cops.

Dad later made up for his prejudices. I’ll get to that someday.

You may be wondering how any of this has anything to do with the music business and my career. Believe me, it does. Stay with me, enjoy the ride, because if you take that bus, you’ll get there.

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#005 Take Me Home, Country Roads

Almost heaven, West Virginia

Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River

Life is old there, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Bill Danoff/Taffy Nivert/John Denver

Homer Howard resigned from the Kentucky State Police in 1969 to take a job as a Special Agent with the US Treasury Department, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. His assignment in West Virginia was to find and destroy moonshine stills and arrest the distillers.  In Appalachia the word for such an occupation is “revenuer,” one whose responsibility is to enforce laws against illegal distilling or bootlegging of alcoholic liquor. I find this ironic considering his father, Ewell Howard, a once duly-elected jailer in Manchester, Clay County, Kentucky, once himself squeezed a little liquor out of corn. 

I sometimes imagine a comical parallel universe in which a first-generation Mexican-American ICE agent works the border, repelling the waves of Los IIllegales. I’m his son, going to school with kids browner than me. I think a lot of weird thoughts, more than I care to admit, being just another Spaced Kowboy drifting through the mulitiverses.

We left Hazard in Bryan Adam’s Summer of ’69 for the coal mining town of Beckley, West Virginia. I was five; my brother John was about six months old. We arrived there in time for the Apollo 11 moon landing which I remember watching on TV. I started first grade. The only musical connection I can make to Beckley is that our little community was named Harper Valley. Mom and Dad joked about the PTA. If you’d like a 3-minute treat watch this video: https://youtu.be/aOZPBUu7Fro

I just now watched this for the first time and coincidentally the resonator guitar being played slide-style looks exactly like the one I own that I play as an acoustic. Another glitch in my Matrix. It’s also interesting to see the mash-up of Country and City in Jeannie C. Riley’s outfit, like Nancy Sinatra meets Loretta Lynn.

Shortly thereafter, we moved again, this time to the town of Romney, in the Eastern Panhandle, where I joined another classroom of first graders already in progress. There was no coal in Romney, but the history of the War Between the States was deep, the town having changed hands between my native South and the Northern Agressors nearly fifty times. Remember Kentucky never succeeded from the Union, yet it was south of the Mason-Dixon line. Some local antebellum homes still had Minié ball holes in them that their owners would proudly show you. The mountains above the town still has trenches all around where troops and cannons dug in. It’s also the home of the country’s first Confederate Soldiers cemetery. Thankfully, the statues are still standing there. It’s one little corner of our country where history, for the sake of history itself, has not yet been revised.

I could write volumes on Romney. My former writing coach Kelly Morgan says it’s my vein of gold. My childhood memories include damming up the little creek behind where I lived, making myself a little swimming hole, trapping the crawfish for my amusement. The summers where wonderful. I picked wild blackberries that Mom would bake into pies. The mountain top was dotted with apple and peach orchards. I’d ride my bike through the dirt lanes in between the fruit trees. The fall foliage was beyond gorgeous. Freshly pressed apple cider every October just made the experience better. Winters were spent snow camping, deer hunting and playing Biddy Buddy basketvall. Spring in those mountains came with Dogwood blossoms, Little League baseball and the promise that fishing in the river and small lakes was just around the corner.

Dad’s exact motivation for turning on his own people and our traditional ways I’ll never know. He busted up a lot of stills in the several years we lived there. My father’s attitude towards alcohol was one of extreme moderation. I can only recall five occasions that I saw him drink, and then it was only one beer. He expressed to me his opinion of drunkenness which was not favorable. A beer every now and then with the meal was OK, he said. Dad worked a lot of car accidents while in the KSP. He measured skid marks and wrote reports and drew diagrams of where the vehicles and bodies ended up. I know his experience as a state trooper exposed him to many grotesque scenes, and I know the accumulated PTSD from all he saw, heard, smelled & touched affected his mental health.

He warned me of the dangers of drunk driving with a story of finding a deceased male who had missed a curve and ran off the road. While there were no visible signs of injury that could’ve produced immediate death, the autopsy later showed a beer bottle lodged in his throat. Apparently tipping that Miller High-Life skyward for the last swallow was both the cause of the accident and also of the young man’s demise.

While my dad was a gifted storyteller, he wasn’t prone to prevarication. I had to believe the tale was true. It wasn’t enough though to dissuade me from taking my chances with underage drinking and driving, nor doing so in my 20’s. Other stories for other times. 

Interestingly enough, he once told me all illicit drugs should be made legal, but heavily taxed. Dad was always a mixed message. Nonetheless, I have many more stories about my father, and many more stories about Romney, too.

Today’s story is really about hippies. Yes, that great horde of soap- & scissor-avoiding, dope-smoking, acid-dropping, war-protesting, free-loving, poetry-writing, art-making , guitar-playing hippies. I forgot patchouli-dousing. We must never forget patchouli-dousing.

You see, Romney was located about a two hour drive by micro-bus west of Washington, DC. Word got out that the fertile bottom-land of the South Branch of the Potomac River was a natural and abundant source for Mary Jane. You know, Lucifer’s lettuce. Wacky tobaccy. As a matter of fact, the word “weed” was spray-painted on the areas road signs that pointed towards Romney. This graffiti was a guidepost directing the young men and women who were spit on while trying to change their world to pot, free for the picking.

It’s also worth mentioning that the real name of that Great American and Woodstock clown, Wavy Gravy, given that nickname by BB King incidentally, is actually Hugh Romney. He and I had a laugh about that together a couple years ago. I’ll treasure those few minutes with Wavy forever.

So the mini-buses would roll into town, sticking out like the proverbial. While they might have stopped for briefly for gas and groceries, the VW’s would pass through town and head River Road. The hippies park along the almost non-existent shoulder, anything but inconspicuous, and would hike down the hill with burlap bags and gather plants by the pounds. Now I doubt there were gooey sticky buds growing, just the seven-pointed leaves that probably contained very little THC.

Dad would, just for sport, because harassing hippies was a past-time for him, accompany the West Virginia State Police, who would wait for the hippies to return to their micro-busses with the bags of weed. The youths would be placed in handcuffs and transported to the State Police post in town to be booked. Ironically, growing outside the back door of the Post was an eight foot tall marijuana plant, as if it were a mascot.

One particular Sunday evening, Dad came home and told a story about chasing down a few wayward hippies, ones who tried to escape, having forgotten his service revolver in the car. I told that story at school the next day and soon my classmate, Ann, now Dr. Ann, Ph.D., award-winning author of the book “Given Ground,” and of Appalachian life. Ann told her parents my story. Her dad and my dad being friends, well, you can imagine the talking to that I received about confidentiality and my father’s career.

I tried to contact Ann about 10 years ago after finding her book and reading it. It hit home for me as all the stories were directly or indirectly familiar. My writings in Kelly Morgan’s improve classes began to reveal my West Virginia years because of Ann. I tried contacting her in several ways. I was only able to speak to her partner. It still bugs me that she didn’t want to speak with me. I can’t imagine by fourth grade that I had already become that big an asshole that she didn’t want to speak with me forty-five-plus years later. I wonder how I might have alienated her in some way. I always blame me first, but people are strange, or so I’ve heard Jim sing.

What I do know, is that even then, I identified with those hippies, three-quarters of a generation ahead of me, and not my father, who I looked up to in so many ways. From that young age of nine or so, I wanted to try weed. I wanted to ride around in a microbus, wear a peace-sign necklace, grow my hair out and douse myself in patchouli oil. Those things would take a while, but eventually I would make up for lost time.

#004 Some Days Are Easy

Today’s post is not my usual Second Act Sunday post. Homework and an online exam will be occupying my whole day, so please accept this song I’ve written instead.

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Some Days Are Easy

Some days are easy
Other days are hard
Some say I'm a genius
But I feel like a 'tard

Sometimes I'm effusive
More often I'm terse
My moods wax and wane
From better to worse

I've drank a lot of whiskey
And smoked a lot of dope
I've chased a few women
Most have said "nope"

Liquor can't fix my problems
Weed don't make me forget
But I get relief for a while
And don't give a shit

They say that eventually
Our brain cells are diminished
It's so hard to tell just
When a song is finished

Some days are easy
Some days are hard
I'd call myself a poet
If talented like the Bard